RonSwansonsStache

Wow, that many days off and that much mileage! #runnergoals If ya’ll like Uno, try out Skip-bo if you haven’t played it. Seeing that Ridgerunners plaque makes me miss Springfield! I could go for some Andy’s right about now.

Yes, and in the afterlife shoes never wear out and pets never die or go poop.

Yeah I’ll miss them. Overall, the color scheme of most shoes this season are snoozeworthy.

I’ve heard about these Jen and Angie characters. And the things I have heard have not been necessarily wholesome things. Proceed with caution. Also to the bike lead- you had one job!

running on last Sunday would have been a fool’s errand! 💨

I have a friend and he’s the American Flag short shorts in my old town. Luckily, there was never any wardrobe malfunction to which I bared witness to.

Were you obsessed with the word smoke in those days? 😛

I’m down to my last pair of Saucony Triumphs 3’s. Since last year was a bust I still was hoarding a couple pairs at the beginning of last year because the Triumph 4’s were TRASH. Luckily the 5’s are a better iteration, so while I’ll be disappointed I won’t have another pair, I’m comfortable with the 5’s being the new go to shoe after my last pair of 3’s cross the rainbow bridge. I could tell you how much I loved the 3’s but why take my word for it? “Fact. These are running shoes.” ~ Dwight Schrute “I was once in love with a man who bought a trunk full of these. Who am I kidding, I still am. He wouldn’t get rid of his cat and here I am.....married to the guy who played Jim on the NBC hit The Office. Regrets, I have some.” ~ Emily Blunt “These shoes made make me feel like I could’ve made it through a third term. Yes we can!” ~ President Barack Obama “I once outran a very hungry T-Rex in a pair of Saucony Triumph 3’s. The lawyer, in the suit with shorts? Yeah, let’s not talk about that.” Dr. Ian Malcolm “Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope” ~ The Scatman “These shoes definitely belong to house Hufflepuff.” ~ JK Rowling “‘‘Tis the shoe that sends electric impulses through thy loins.” Ghost of Benjamin Franklin “You get a Triumph 3! You get a Triumph 3! You get a Triumph 3!” ~ the really friendly, but inebriated clerk at Fleet Feet who got canned after just 30 minutes on the job for attempting to give away free shoes. She will be missed. “I done accidentally put them shoes on of yours and Boy Howdy! Them are damn comfy!!!” ~ Harold P. Ketchum from my bowling team the other night after Tuesday night league play.

Sweet Mags told me to tell you that yer an oxyMORON and that you’re going on the shitlist.

Off the front page unless your bloop contained the phrase “ass chafing.” Keep grindin’ old man.

You did a lot for a paltry bag of M n M’s! 😉

You wrote the bloop I’ve been wanting to write the last couple months, but wrote it better and with less curse words. Training plan? We don’t need no stinkin’ training plan!

Don’t be talkin’ about those heels hurtin’. That’s a big nope.

You’re post inspired me revisit these: https://youtu.be/GzkXuHu-xYc

Phew!!!!!