I will have to look in the drawers and ponder the "shirt of shame." But I surely loved my Dia de los Loopsters shirt. And the original yellow shirt was magical.
Way to go! I love (1) a good race report, (2) a woman beating all the guys, (3) your down-to-earth perspective of how it went, and (4) your mentions of next time (pretty sure next year you'll be under 1:20!)
Skipping ahead to the next bloop is not an option, because it's my Debbie Downer bloop. Somehow we're both of us going to get healed. But if you find the secret to navigating the medical system let me know!