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Maiden Voyage of the Last Pair of Saucony Triumph 3’s: In the Words of Others

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RonSwansonsStache

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I’m down to my last pair of Saucony Triumphs 3’s. Since last year was a bust I still was hoarding a couple pairs at the beginning of last year because the Triumph 4’s were TRASH. Luckily the 5’s are a better iteration, so while I’ll be disappointed I won’t have another pair, I’m comfortable with the 5’s being the new go to shoe after my last pair of 3’s cross the rainbow bridge. I could tell you how much I loved the 3’s but why take my word for it? 

 

“Fact. These are running shoes.” ~ Dwight Schrute

 

“I was once in love with a man who bought a trunk full of these. Who am I kidding, I still am. He wouldn’t get rid of his cat and here I am.....married to the guy who played Jim on the NBC hit The Office. Regrets, I have some.” ~ Emily Blunt 

 

“These shoes made make me feel like I could’ve made it through a third term. Yes we can!” ~ President Barack Obama

 

“I once outran a very hungry T-Rex in a pair of Saucony Triumph 3’s. The lawyer, in the suit with shorts? Yeah, let’s not talk about that.” Dr. Ian Malcolm

 

“Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda 

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope” ~ The Scatman

 

“These shoes definitely belong to house Hufflepuff.” ~ JK Rowling 

 

“‘‘Tis the shoe that sends electric impulses through thy loins.” Ghost of Benjamin Franklin 

 

“You get a Triumph 3! You get a Triumph 3! You get a Triumph 3!” ~ the really friendly, but inebriated  clerk at Fleet Feet who got canned after just 30 minutes on the job for attempting to give away free shoes.  She will be missed. 

 

“I done accidentally put them shoes on of yours and Boy Howdy! Them are damn comfy!!!” ~ Harold P. Ketchum from my bowling team the other night after Tuesday night league play. 

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So, all the beloved dead shoes end up with our pets, waiting for us to collect them all on the way to the afterlife? I'm going to need a trailer for all my original (actual original) Clifton 1s and Boston Terriers....

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23 hours ago, BANGLE said:

Digging the Deadpool colors

Yeah I’ll miss them. Overall, the color scheme of most shoes this season are snoozeworthy. 

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20 hours ago, Carissa Liebowitz said:

So, all the beloved dead shoes end up with our pets, waiting for us to collect them all on the way to the afterlife? I'm going to need a trailer for all my original (actual original) Clifton 1s and Boston Terriers....

Yes, and in the afterlife shoes never wear out and pets never die or go poop. 

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