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-- the prophet Tim Rice


random musings (people don't say "musings" enough in random conversation):

  • Mo has never heard the soundtrack to "Jesus Christ Superstar." She had a conservative religious upbringing and was taught it is heresy. I also had a fairly conservative religious upbringing but was a hippie, allowing me certain liberties when properly stoned. I really love that soundtrack and am greatly annoyed that I can't play it during the Easter period, or ever. I've been sneaking in snippets lately while listening to music in the morning and plan to have her subconsciously humming the entire thing by the time we're 80. Or maybe I just need to get her properly stoned.
  • Breathing. I realized yesterday I was completely out of my four strides per breath mode. Do you count strides when breathing? For me, it was always four breaths for easy running, three when picking up the pace, and two breaths per stride when getting serious. Jack Daniels, you know. But I haven't been doing that lately. I think I have truly forgotten how to run. Likely the ill effects of prolonged listening to Superstar as a lad.
  • I'm flying to Texas next week to take compromising photos of Brother the Younger's tushy as he undergoes heart bypass surgery. This concerns me greatly for two reasons. He's never had a serious ailment and this is another reminder of our mortality. But mostly, I worry that may be my problem as well. My heart rate is MUCH higher at a light jog than it used to be. Clogged arteries? I have regular visits with cardio folks and nobody has ever brought this up. That is a trend I want to continue. But now I worry. Send me private message if you want tushy photo.
  •  Older brother is doing the Alzheimer's mambo. This one terrifies me because we're exactly alike. Of all the diseases to choose from, this one scares me the most. I worry constantly that I'm getting the symptoms. But now I've forgotten what they are. I constantly sing the Superstar soundtrack, just in case.
  • I have been running a series of 5Ks this year in a futile attempt to get a little speed. One thing I found: 5Ks these days suck. They're all fundraisers, at least in these parts. Couple of race companies put them on with "proceeds" going to charities. And they're generally 30 to 40 bucks, depending on if you're willing to sign up two years in advance. Not many True Believers at races. Mostly goofballs. But the local running club is hosting a summer series which brings back running as I remember it. Five races, 70 bucks. If my math is correct, that works out to less than three dollars per race. No frills, no shirt, no finisher's medal, no point. Show up, run, barf. Downside is that it's about 110 degrees at the start of races here, but I think that adds to the fun. Hurry up, summer.
  • I thought I was going to miss bluebonnet season in Texas this year, but now I get to see them after all. Brother the Elder and I planted some in San Angelo when I was there in the fall. He was a columnist for the local paper and was known for his columns about where to find the best bluebonnet patches. And now, hopefully, he has one of his own. I hope we can remember where we planted them.
  • I quit Facebook and Twitter because I couldn't take it anymore. I increasingly truly believe social media is destroying society. That means you peeps are my only contact with the outside world. Please send me a cookie.
  • Downside of losing Twitter. No more Dude. He turned out pretty much the way I thought he would, which I find both reassuring and vaguely terrifying. I am glad I can't read Russian. I miss those stream of consciousness posts.
  • Amy's gluten-free microwave burritos. You must. You must.
  • Mo and I hadn't gone to the cinema alone in maybe eight years or so. I'm not sure why. We lived in Corpus for six years and were too lazy to look up where the cinema was, but also there hasn't been a movie in forever that we were motivated to see. That all changed this week. We went to see "Almost Famous" at the Harkins Centerpoint, a fine cinema. Soda and coffee were six bucks each, but the tickets were only five dolla. It's funny, because "Almost Famous" quite possibly was also the last movie we saw back then. I love that movie. "Just make us look cool." Supposedly Glenn Frey actually told him that. Mo hasn't noticed that it's an allegory for Christianity, a modern take on religion through the prism of rock music. I'm sure she'll add it to the list soon enough. If you're ever driving the I-10 across West Texas and Tiny Dancer comes on the radio, you can't help but smile. If he’s singing hold me closer, Tony Danza, find a rest area and take a nap. 
  • After all this time, and a body that totally refuses, I still love running. My day is defined as waking up, drinking coffee, waiting till Mo grudgingly accepts the inevitable conclusion, going out for that glorious hour, coming back and getting ready for work, work, sleep, repeat. Running defines me. It's good to be defined.
  • Mo has never heard "Jesus Christ Superstar." I find this weird. Hmmmm. Did I already mention that? I forget. 
  • Happy Easter and Passover and Festivus. And let me know if you want a tushy photo ...

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21 minutes ago, BANGLE said:

Four breaths per stride sounds extreme. Maybe try four strides per breath.

i KNEW i had to be doing it wrong!

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In the late '70s, I was at Astroworld on the day that Yvonne Elliman happened to be performing there on the strength of If I Can't Have You. I got in line for the Texas Cyclone roller coaster, and after what felt like hours, I was next to ride. The car came in, and Yvonne Elliman and her entourage waltzed up to the head of the line and took my spot away. I don't know that I've ever forgiven her, but I'm a still a sucker for I Don't Know How to Love Him, which I listened to yesterday while dying Easter eggs.

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1 hour ago, Mr. Andante said:

In the late '70s, I was at Astroworld on the day that Yvonne Elliman happened to be performing there on the strength of If I Can't Have You. I got in line for the Texas Cyclone roller coaster, and after what felt like hours, I was next to ride. The car came in, and Yvonne Elliman and her entourage waltzed up to the head of the line and took my spot away. I don't know that I've ever forgiven her, but I'm a still a sucker for I Don't Know How to Love Him, which I listened to yesterday while dying Easter eggs.

that's a great story. would've been better if the coaster had crashed. I can see you painting her face on the egg before dropping it into boiling water. everyone has to have an easter tradition ...

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Did you watch Jesus Christ Superstar on tv last night?? Curious to know what you thought. I liked it, although decided that just because you can sing really well doesn't mean you should be in a musical theater or rock opera. Cuz, you know, you need to be able to act, too.

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39 minutes ago, eliz83 said:

Did you watch Jesus Christ Superstar on tv last night?? Curious to know what you thought. I liked it, although decided that just because you can sing really well doesn't mean you should be in a musical theater or rock opera. Cuz, you know, you need to be able to act, too.

no, i was working (people get easter sunday off?) and mo seriously wouldn’t have let me watch anyhow. yeah i don’t know which is worse — actors trying to sing or singers trying to act. 

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We watched it - loved it. My husband knows every single word of every single song - sang his way through the whole show. Evidently, I married a bad boy. Go me.

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1 hour ago, Gonzo Runner said:

The Pope just said there is no hell, let Mo know so she can listen to Superstar. And/or get properly stoned. 

 

the pope has never been to the phoenix DMV. 

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3 minutes ago, garbanzo a gogo said:

the pope has never been to the phoenix DMV. 

So what you're saying is, one way or another, Mo's taking a trip?

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7 hours ago, eliz83 said:

Did you watch Jesus Christ Superstar on tv last night?? Curious to know what you thought. I liked it, although decided that just because you can sing really well doesn't mean you should be in a musical theater or rock opera. Cuz, you know, you need to be able to act, too.

nyt critic agrees with you on mr. legend’s acting chops. 

https://nyti.ms/2pVy8QC

 

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34 minutes ago, Gonzo Runner said:

So what you're saying is, one way or another, Mo's taking a trip?

 

34 minutes ago, Gonzo Runner said:

So what you're saying is, one way or another, Mo's taking a trip?

i beleve the prophet john barlow said it best: i may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least i’m enjoying the ride.  

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On 4/2/2018 at 9:03 AM, garbanzo a gogo said:

no, i was working (people get easter sunday off?) and mo seriously wouldn’t have let me watch anyhow. yeah i don’t know which is worse — actors trying to sing or singers trying to act. 

definitely singers trying to act - i can mute bad singing and still get the emotion of the moment. If I mute good signing, I just get bad acting.

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45 minutes ago, mattw said:

110 degrees at the race start? You have a light jacket I hope.

mr. pants says the key is to wear throwaway clothes to the race, and then discarding them along the course as needed till you finish wearing nothing but a smile. summer series has no race photographer. mr. pants has runningnolefan on retainer as attorney. 

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mr. pants is wise beyond his inseam.
And my understanding is that a smile is all you need to be fully dressed.

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JC Superstar was banned by the censor in South Africa. My father the rebel got a LP from one of his students, so we listened to it at home in the family circle ;-)
Oddly the censor didn't have a problem with Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat..

When I first got old, I stopped running shirtless. Now taking Iggy Pop's advice,
How old is too old to be shirtless in public?
There's no age, and the public can kiss my sweet donkey, bare.

except he didn't say donkey.

good luck and best wishes to the brothers..


 

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