It's week two, the ladies are gushing and already are showing cracks in their ability to watch the object of their affection date other women, and all I feel I really learned is that every star in the night sky is like a twinkling tax reduction, but I figured that would make a boring blog, so here's a few more "lessons" for you:
- Try to talk to him while you are riding on the back of his motorcycle. It will surely be deep and meaningful, because he can totally hear you, right?
- LET HIM SPOIL ME!!!!!!!
- Talk with his other girlfriends about how pillowy his lips are.
- Let him take me to meet his parents on the first date .... or is this the second date? Second date, sorry.
- Wear a race suit. It's sexy.
- Sweatpants are the best. <---okay, actually very true
- When he shoulder dances, it's a good thing.
Fashion takeway: Always have a fur on yourself.
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