Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
-- the prophets gurley and douglas
I get a lot of Running Warehouse ads at this joint, which I rarely notice. Until today.
I'm not sure what to make of these shorts. A bonfire, possibly. Not only are they dogs (which offends my cat greatly), but they're a one-inch split inseam. How could anyone fast enough to be worthy of one-inch split inseams think this was a good idea? Although to be fair, they're marked down six dollars and five centavos, just in time for Groundhog Day giving.
I can't imagine anyone running in these. Which, of course, means I likely will order them immediately.
Weirdly, in the Christmas classic "Who Let The Dogs Out," the lyrics are as follows:
Me and my white short shorts
And I can't see color, any color will do.
No mention of dogs being let out on the shorts. But music is complicated.
What's YOUR ugliest running apparel? It will be our secret. Confession is good for the soul, the psalm says. Or maybe that was in the 14th verse of the dog song. I never actually made it that far.
This would make an excellent blog post if you're looking for something to write about and are a glutton for public embarrassment.
Just curious ...
(ps if you happen to own these short, i think they're magnifico and I applaud your excellent taste. Sorry.)
(pss the legs on the left in the feature photo belong to the mythical El Señor Runner. Yes, I still get tingly.)
(pssssssss I JUST CHECKED THE RW SITE AND THEY'RE NOW Clearance: $
(pssssssssssssssssss Now they're down to XS and XL, so never mind unless you're a fan of X-rated shorts, which is a different post entirely.
Edited by garbanzo a gogo