"Does he have a motorcycle?
If you're going to throw your life away,
he better have a motorcycle."
-- the prophet lorelai gilmore
I have a moral dilemma. I found the perfect shoes.
They're incredibly comfortable, impossibly lightweight, and come in an array of weird designs and colors. They're dirt cheap ($55 -- are you serious?) and they automatically mail them to me every three months in a nondescript bag as to not alarm the neighbors. The "company" is just a few goofb